Hello I’m Whisky, Sam’s black and white cat. (PS Note how my name is spelled: whisky without the’ e’, which is only given to those liquids distilled in the USA and Ireland). My sister Cheeky lives with Francis and Sandra. Here she is having a well-deserved afternoon cat-nap after catching a mouse in the morning. (She’s showing a bit of procatstination about what to do next, I’m sure).
We’re twins and are both almost two years old now. I’m not sure if I like my sister very much. When we had to go to the vet to get our feline injections at the beginning of our lives we started a boxing match with each other on the vet’s table. I won, of course!
Anyway, I’d like you to help me get into the Guinness book of records because I think the age difference between me and my master/slave is over ninety-eight years. Now can any cat (or master-slave) beat that difference I wonder? It’s pretty clawsome! (If they can will they purrlease let me know.)
Actually, the real point of my little note to you is to remind you that on July 15th at 12.45 at the Circolo dei Forestieri, Bagni di Lucca, there’s going to be a lunch with my friend Sam Stych to celebrate his centennial upon planet earth. That’s right. Sam’s going to be one hundred years old. That’s quite miaownificent!
If you’re in the area you’re definitely welcome but paw-lease advise the Circolo management that you’re coming, either in person, or on 0583 805558 or on their facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/circolodeiforestieri/. I’m sure you won’t need too much purrsuasion to show a paw.
Each one goes Dutch (or ‘alla Romana’) which won’t be difficult as a great lunch can be had there for just eleven euros including wine and coffee.
Now aren’t I a good cat secretary for Sam? No cat-astrophic spelling mistakes here I’m sure! Perhaps that should go in the Guinness book of records too. It could be quite a big meowment for me…