New Rules Apply for Bagni di Lucca

 

New regulations apply  to Bagni di Lucca residents as from today. To summarize these are as follows:

1.Compulsory Italian language  examinations  will be administered to  all residents not born in Italy  but living  in the  comune for at least five years. Exam failures will involve retraining and spending one day a week on roadworks in the comune.

2. There will be stringent  prohibitions for any persons from Essex UK who have worked on the beat  from purchasing property in the comune.

3. Any one allergic to cats will have to attend  special cat sensitization classes at one of the local health centres.

4. Anyone questioning these new regulations will be deemed a very fishy person indeed. In fact,  UN PESCE D’APRILE….

 

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