New regulations apply to Bagni di Lucca residents as from today. To summarize these are as follows:
1.Compulsory Italian language examinations will be administered to all residents not born in Italy but living in the comune for at least five years. Exam failures will involve retraining and spending one day a week on roadworks in the comune.
2. There will be stringent prohibitions for any persons from Essex UK who have worked on the beat from purchasing property in the comune.
3. Any one allergic to cats will have to attend special cat sensitization classes at one of the local health centres.
4. Anyone questioning these new regulations will be deemed a very fishy person indeed. In fact, UN PESCE D’APRILE….